Unstuck Online

Oh no, another game where you can grapple and shoot? How original. Except—wait a second—this one actually feels insanely good to play. I know, shocking. Swing through the air like a hyperactive ninja, land shots mid-flight with embarrassing ease, and absolutely annihilate enemies who, quite frankly, have no chance whatsoever. Seriously, they might as well be cardboard cutouts with a death wish. The movement? So smooth it makes ice jealous. The combat? So unfair it should be illegal. Even SEGA is probably looking at this and thinking, ‘Damn, why didn’t we make this?’ If you’ve ever wanted to feel like a one-man apocalypse while your enemies stand there regretting all their life choices—congrats, this is your game."

SEGA who? Your game is the new blueprint. 😆